Tuesday, March 9, 2010

look at this fucking smart octopus

this mollusk can imitate the mannerisms, color, texture, and shape of a variety of other sea creatures. as soon as an octopus discovers the concept of "holding your breath" and decides to explore land, we are screwed.

Monday, March 1, 2010

look at this fucking satisfied lioness

insert sex-themed caption.

look at these fucking reckless lobsters


Some small sharks are also risking it all for a snack.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

look at these fucking intelligent hunters


This is not sad. Do not feel bad for the seal. These whales deserved this meal, and the whale children learned some invaluable skills.
Probably available on the Discovery Channel if youtube deletes the video.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

look at this fucking mosquito laser


so if we set up laser fences that kill every passing female mosquito, won't all those male mosquitoes be really angry with us for killing all their women?
Males don't need to drink blood, but they will sure as hell want to.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

look at this fucking helpful kitty


look at this fucking helpful kitty. apparently the spca was right. you give help, and they'll help you back. now if only my kitten would empty its own fucking litterbox.

look at this fucking hungry hungry frog



look at this fucking starving frog. global warming is the least of our worries, looks like SBP is killing off our bug population. and we cant only have toads on this planet.. now can we?